While shopping in Lancaster over the weekend, I found this orange
Zippo at Eastern Mountain Sports marketed as a "windproof lighter." Although I don't smoke, the typical use for such a tool, I do go camping and sometimes need a light around the farm. It's also an interesting addition to my motorcycle survival toolkit. And of course there's always
cool Zippo tricks if I get bored with it.
Sneak behind older gents who used to smoke, click it open and closed (it has very distinctive clink sounds) and see them perk up. Then hide it before they turn around . . .